Mark has written numerous comedy shows and has performed them at festivals around the world. |
THE FARTY SHOW RETURNS FOR 2023

This is a comedy show about two cavemen who lose their ability to fart. They live in a wind-powered home, so when the farts run out, they have to find new sources of wind. There's a storyline and an environmental message ... and fart jokes.
Parents, uncles, aunties and irresponsible adults are all welcome ... Be the coolest grown-ups in town by bringing the kids along to a comedy show about cavemen trying to fart.
Details for MELBOURNE shows
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Previous shows
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(2022) More Jokes, Less Woke
Tired of all the woke warriors telling you what you can and cannot laugh at?
Had enough of snowflakes and their political correctness?
In this show, you're allowed to laugh at whatever the f@#k you want.
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(2019) Grammar Don't Matter on a Second Date
The much anticipated sequel to Grammar Don't Matter on a FIRST date.
Can you really date someone who misuses grammar all the time?
A comedy show for grammar pedants and for people who have tried online dating.
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(2017) What Would a Gentleman Do?
If a man holds open a door for a woman, is he gentlemanly, sexist or is he letting a bad smell escape?
Is pulling out a chair for a lady only acceptable if it’s pulled out really far and she falls over?
What does it take to be a modern day gentleman?
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(2016) Brain of Woman, Brain of Man
Do you understand the opposite sex? Does anyone?
After unlocking the secrets of the grey stuff, Mark will tell you whose brains need rewiring.
Neuroscience meets comedy in this truly cerebral show.
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(2015) Grammar Don't Matter on a First Date
Let Mark explain how your grasp of grammar can affect your chance of romance. A comedy show for all those who have broken up over a misused apostrophe.
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(2015) Confessions of a Sensitive Male Stripper
He's a male stripper but he's a sensitive soul. He cries when you mock his dancing. He's gets upset if you touch him inappropriately. So after years of being objectified it's time to set the record straight. He'll show you that male strippers are people too - just dumber.
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(2014) Immigrants' Guide to Australia
Set in an Australian detention centre, this mock seminar explores what life is like on the other side of the fence. Mixing stand-up with video clips of immigrants talking candidly about life in Australia, we find out what foreigners really think of Aussie culture.
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(2013) Word Vampire
As a kid, Mark created words to describe his freakshow family. In this show he revisits his word book that had been in his parents' attic for 25 years. A show about growing up geeky in the 80s.
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(2012) How to spot a liar
Can you read people's nostrils? Do you know where liars scratch? Mark gives you the skills you need to avoid creeps and losers.
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(2011) I've
been watching you Australians
After years of sell-out festivals and countless gigs around Australia,
Mark shares his thoughts on those curious creatures called Aussies. A
mixture of sharp gags and personal observations from Mark's time in Oz.
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(2010) Rogue Teacher
A stage play based on Mark's novel about a hedonistic Maths teacher who gambles with more than just his students' money.
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(2009) The birds and the bees
In
the guise of a bumbling science teacher, Mark delivers a tongue-in-cheek
lesson on the birds and the bees and the bits in-between. Treating his
audience like eleven year-olds, he tries to explain what our mummies
and daddies are really doing in the bedroom.
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(2008) Body language
What
does your body language say about you? Let Mark explain as he explores
the way we pose, pout, flirt and scratch.
Are you
nervous, aggressive or just a freak? Learn about the body language
we humans use to attract a mate.
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(2007) It's not big, it's not clever
Mark
created an online survey to find out if Australian attitudes towards
swearing differ from those of British people. But because of a foolish
promise made to his grandmother he must share his findings without
technically swearing
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(2006) Planes, trains and a horse's head
In an
experiment to test Japanese reactions to abnormal behaviour, Mark
travelled around Japan wearing a horse's head. On a plane bound for
Melbourne, and with the help of an airline stewardess, he tells his tale of
travel, culture and the land of the rising sun.
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